Woman Juice and Fence Bumps

 

• “Woman juice” was a recent Lorien version of “lemon juice.” What else can I say?

• A few weeks back, Lorien heard Josh say “fist bump” to me, and she thought it was the coolest thing ever. So now she regularly asks us to “fence bump” with her. Even double fence bumps.

• Lorien often mixes up her Gs and Ds so, for example, we often find “Gog hair” on our floor. By far the funniest inversion of these letters happens when she mispronounces graham crackers and asks for more. damn. crackers.