A few Josiah-isms from recent weeks:
Bizan-yuck = lasagna. I tried not to be offended by the final syllable.
Ho-kay and Hairplane. Love the extra "h" on words that start with vowels
Eff-i-lint = elephant
Blib = Bib. Not that he prefers to wear one very much.
Also, at the risk of being inappropriate, I sat Josiah on his changing table after his bath and walked out of the room for a minute. (Don't worry—he can safely climb down by himself.) When I returned, I found him examining his undiapered self in awe.
"It has a sprinkler!" he announced.
Yep. The whole wall and changing table had been hosed.